Caption Competition - November 2008
Winner will receive a BAC to Nature Fresh Breath Kit



Please send all caption competition entries to caption@pedigreedogs.co.uk by the last day of the month.

The October caption competition winner was Jenny Saunders with
"Mum will be sooo pleased for my help getting the washing off the line! "
Runners up
Roy Bowen with
"I just love those washday blues"

Pauline McAllister with
"Well, I said I would help Mum take the washing in!"

The September caption competition winner was Alex Welch with
"Mrs Prendergast got a bit carried away when she saw the 'buy one, get one free' sign "
Runners up
Pat Dempster with
"Almost cheaper by the dozen"

Wendy Barbe with
"Last one to the top is a great big looser"

The August caption competition winner was Annie Ledger with
"It's flower power! "
Runners up
Geoffrey Charlton-Perrin with
"No matter how hectic the day gets, I take time to look my best"

Owen with
"Huh! Now im gonna wee the bed"

The July caption competition winner was Jan Stevenson with
"OK, just a quick one for on the road! "
Runners up
Bernadette Grant with
"Anyone gonna join me for a drink!!"

Owen with
"Is that barbecue ready yet Frank?!"

The June caption competition winner was Kate Peake with
"That's another fine mess you've got me into Stanley! "
Runners up
Steve with
"Life is a cabaret old chum!"

Michael & Denise with
"Following the resignation of Bradford & Bingleys Chief Exec, a replacement was soon decided"

The May caption competition winner was Annie Binns with
"Dog tired! "
Runners up
Ken Wilkinson with
"Pooch Potato"

Helen Strachan with
"I know I shouldn't have eaten so much"

The April caption competition winner was Joan Davies with
"I'm getting a bit tired of this leapfrog game. "
Runners up
Grace Servais with
"I'm only stopping to tie my shoelace!"

Sophie Lawton with
"Sammy is head over heals for spring"

The March caption competition winner was Bret Curtis with
"Sniffer training not going too well for Bernie. "
Runners up
M Wheatley with
"Is that Pie in the Sky I see ???"

Jo Town with
"AAATTTCCCHHHOOO!!"

The February caption competition winner was Chris Fonseca with
"Sure you don't want to be a train driver when you grow up son? "
Runners up
Elaine with
"Chantilly lace and a pretty face will get you anywhere."

Alex Welch with
" Next time, you get to wear the frock!"

The January caption competition winner was Jayne Wing with
"Don't look Ethel I said don't look but what does she look like in those boots! "
Runners up
Trish Goodyear with
"They say the grass is always greener on the other side. What do you think darling?"

Alex Welch with
" Snap and Crackle were looking for their Pop"

The December caption competition winner was Babs Munson with
"If you think I'm pulling that you must be crackers! "
Runners up
Ardenbridge with
"It's mine!" ------- "Oh no it isn't! ---- "Oh yes it is!"

Sheldon Wooders with
" Go on. This will be our last Big Bang of the year"

The November caption competition winner was Janet Lynch with
"Our lips musn't touch...move over darling"
Runners up
Alex Welch with
"I heard it too. Did you lock the back door?"

Jules Ewart with
" remember when it was ten in the bed and the little one said ..........?"

The October caption competition winner was Alex Welch with
"Typical! The first day of our holiday and you decide to get stoned."
Runners up
Angie Johns with
"Common' then if you think you're hard enough!!!!"

A G Trevett with
"Stone Me, your good at these sit stays arn't you?"

The September caption competition winner was Elaine Rowe with
"Its the way I tell 'em!!!!!!!!!"
Runners up
Darren Dobson with
"Think me and the wife are gonna call it a night!!!!!"

Judith Keating with
"It's never over until the fat puppy sings!"

The August caption competition winner was Anne Wells with
"I didn't do it - honest!"
Runners up
Alex Welch with
"Chicken Tonight - I feel like a chicken tonight!"

Jonathan Job with
"Admit it! Who started the rumour about feathers as a miracle wrinkle cure"

The July caption competition winner was Helen Jones with
"What! Boring........musical chairs again"
Runners up
Karl O'Connor with
"I said ;SIT; not ;SEAT"

Peter Walsh with
"I just get the tail end of everything"

The June caption competition winner was Claire Sharp with
"Bill & Ben have to stay in the pot after their Little Weed killed the grass....."
Runners up
John Rowe with
"I said you look like two peas in a pod not two pups in a pot"

Judith Keating with
"Are you sitting on Little Weed?"

The May caption competition winner was Alex Welch with
"Who dat down dere, saying who dat up dere?"
Runners up
Natalie Mangnall with
"I'm on a 'hole' lot of trouble!"

Cathy Towers with
"I haven't got a motor cycle so I'll just tunnel my way out!"

The April caption competition winner was Pauline Tabron with
"I can get Sky TV with this dish"
Runners up
Judith Keating with
"Take me to your leader"

Alex Welch with
"I do socks, tights and underwear"

The March caption competition winner was Susan M with
"Well for heavens sake, will you look at that? Someone washed the sheepdogs and they shrank!"
Runners up
Stefanie Smith with
"Yeah you woolly jumper, come out here and say that!!! "

Helen Wooders with
"Bet I can scare them", "Mint Sauce, Mint Sauce""

The January caption competition winner was Alex Toft with
"The day of the triffids had arrived"
Runners up
Alex Welch with
"I'm just a roamin' in the gloamin'"

Celia Forster with
"Where the hell is Livingston? He's got to be around here somewhere!"

The December caption competition winner was Hannah Gent with
"Stargazing!"
Runners up
Pat Beard with
"Comfy your bed innit."

Owen Calderbank with
"Cant you see the resemblance were simply twins"

The October caption competition winner was Jo Clay with
"Not Three Coins in a Fountain but Three Chi's in a Flower!"
Runners up
Celia Forster with
"I told you GM would cause problems!"

Mrs A Braithwaite with
"Weed??!!"

The September caption competition winner was Linda Middleton with
"Well I saw him dangling something over it, he must have flushed it away! "
Runners up
James Buck with
"Are you sure this is a dog Jacuzzi"

Mrs A Kay with
"I told you it was a bad place to water-ski!!!"

The August caption competition winner was Sandra Smith with
"Next time we go shopping, I MUST get you some knickers!!"
Runners up
Riz Watkins with
"If he doesn't move his paw in 5 seconds I swear to god......"

Michelle Day with
"Did the earth move for you?"

The July caption competition winner was Matt Wilson with
"What a time to lose the remote! Im missing Eastenders!"
Runners up
Denise Buckley with
"Does this mean I'm a boxer?"

Nicola Leask with
"Aaw...hotter or whatter?"

The June caption competition winner was Amanda Cash with
"Tee, hee. They think I'm watching the telly but really I'm weeing in the VCR!"
Runners up
Christine Cookewith
" I'm watching till the spot disappears"

Amanda Cash with
"Surely it would be easier to find the remote control than train the dog to change channels for you!?"

The May caption competition winner was Claire with
"Sniffer dogs in shock Grass find - Ducks flee the scene"
Runners up
Pat Beard with
" Ere, this food hasn't half got a funny taste!"

Lyn Farrington with
"Are you sure you buried it in there?"

The April caption competition winner was Lynn Wadey with
"Question - What came first, the puppy or the egg?"
Runners up
Garry Murphy with
" Surprise!!!! Were you really expecting an Easter Egg??"

Caroline with
""Ooohhh, it wasn't such a tight squeeze when I went in the box""

The March caption competition winner was Nicola Leask with
"Gran knitted our ears together again..."
Runners up
Sarah Haskins with
" Well, if he's not moving, nor am I!"

Owen Calderbank with
"Stop taking up all the room"

The February caption competition winner was Tracey Ikerd with
"I'm the only gay in the village"
Runners up
Dale Hick and J S Watford with
" Does my bum look big in this?"

Christine Green with
"Life's not easy for a boy named Sue"

The January caption competition winner was Dick Cavill with
"Fub bub and I've weeeeeed"
Runners up
Amy Dowd with
" I told you I was not Bill and Ben"

Pauline Warren with
"I said my name is little weed, not I've peed"

The December caption competition winner was Cathy Roberts with
"You think you look stupid? try being dressed as a gingerbread man AND spread eagled!"
Runners up
Alex Welch with
" I'm ready for my close-up Mr DeMille, but kindly keep your hands off my tinsel"

Susan Wilson with
"For the last time, no I am not TIPSY. My name is ROSIE"

The November caption competition winner was Alex Welch with
"Inspector Barker got there in moments, but the suspect had already flown the coop"
Runners up
Phil Cash with
" Invisible piano playing dog lulls budgie into false sense of security"

Susan Wilson with
"When I heard someone say BIRD 'FLU' they must have said BIRD FLEW"

The October caption competition winner was Ginny Norton with
"Ahhhhh - peace at last!"
Runners up
S G Smith with
" Why did I get the duff side"

April with
"So this is what they mean by top and tailing."

The September caption competition winner was Sue Cooper with
"Cor, there's light at the other side! "
Runners up
Mrs Calderbank with
"Who said ventriloquism was easy"

Susan Hirst with
"Hey, I thought that was a secret"

The August caption competition winner was Susan Hirst with
"Dr Chi-gago I presume? "
Runners up
Annemarie Stevens with
"Me....steriods.....Never!!!"

Tracey (Plymouth) with
"New Matron employed at A & E "

The July caption competition winner was Darren Catterton with
"Don't worry son, we'll soon have you out of there "
Runners up
Angie Robbins with
"They don't expect us to live in there - do they?"

Mrs Smytheson with
"Do you think it will grow as big as us?"

The June caption competition winner was Sandra Goodson with
"Tonight Matthew, I am going to be "The Rolling on Stones "
Runners up
Chris Aylett with
"...and one and two and stretch and relax..."

Mrs Calderbank with
"Trying to get an all over tan is very hard work "

The May caption competition winner was S Williams with
"I dont know what he's smiling about...wait till i tell mum where he's been!"
Runners up
Diana Rose with
"does my bum look big in this ?"

Mrs Calderbank with
"How embarrassing, I hope the film runs out"

The April caption competition winner was Sebastiani with
"She like totally shaved me all over mom!"
Runners up
Shelley Woodbury Smith with
"Peel me a grape!"

Joyce Smith with
"Mustn't laugh too much - I'll wet their bed"

The March caption competition winner was Celia Forster with
"And the ph is....um 5"
Runners up
Kerri Kinsella with
"Time for another morning shave - can't believe it grows back so quickly!!!"

Pinkbubblecandy with
"My life is rubbish,there's no point in living anymore - I'll just end it all now......"

The February caption competition winner was Gordon Chesworth with
"Could always say that I thought it was a rat"
Runners up
Celia Forster with
"We just don't talk anymore.................."

Ian Dunderdale with
"Suit yourself, I didnt want it anyway"

The January caption competition winner was Julie Dennington with
"I'll hold him, you just take the picture."
Runners up
Jo Reynolds with
"What you lookin' at??"

Jan Tredoux with
"Quick...It's my husband"

The December caption competition winner was Christine Green with
"I'LL GIVE YOU BLOODY HO HO HO!!!!"
Runners up
Sue Rose with
"Xmas is coming....the goose is getting fat But who put Bernie in a silly hat!!"

Celia Forster with
"Where's Noddy then?"

The November caption competition winner was Dave Barrett with
"Here's looking at you kid"
Runners up
Kelly with
"You gota ask yourself this......do you feel lucky Peck,.........well do ya?"

Anne Soul with
"Coo're you lookin' at?"

The October caption competition winner was Siggy Frohlich with
"Eyes right - and you're not!"
Runners up
Numerous with
"They say two heads are better than one"

Shelley with
"Keep an eye out for the postman"

The September caption competition winner was Michael Hughes with
"What a stupid place to put the piano!"
Runners up
Caroline Kell with
"I wonder how close to the showground they'll get before they realise"

Vera Wright with
"Meals on wheels is late again"

The August caption competition winner was Colin Brown with
"Good luck at the Show, drive carefully and don't forget to call me."
Runners up
Primaries with
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Ruth and James with
"Fox Trot? No, this is the Fauve Trot"

The July caption competition winner was Clair Davison with
"Two competitors in training for the 2004 Annual Doberman Staring Competition."
Runners up
Judith Keating with
"Who does she think she is...........Julie Andrews!"

Carole Ford with
"I suppose we'll have to help her up again"

The June caption competition winner was Donna Clunie with
"What do you mean you've never heard of puppy pourie?"
Runners up
Debra Thramer with
"Snap, Crackle & PUP!"

Judy Ancell with
"Dish of the Day!"

The May caption competition winner was Elaine Murphy with
"I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. He's got nothing on me that 'Mohammed Ali'......."
Runners up
Linds Cox with
"Fat chance!!!!!"

Jacqueline Avery with
"Let the train take the strain!"

The April caption competition winner was Di at Arvella with
"Bernie, have you seen the postman?"
Runners up
Deborah Leeder with
"Always been a bit of a leg man myself"

Anne Soul with
"We didn't want all that junk mail anyway!"

The March caption competition winner was Cathryn Westwood with
"A Whippet!!??? A Bloody Whippet???!!!!"
Runners up
Heidi Stewart with
"It was a hard days night and I am sleeping like a dog."

Christine Green with
"I'm not as thunk as you dink I am"

The February caption competition winner was S S Dyer with
"Honey I shrunk the dog! "
Runners up
Mrs V Amy Dowd with
"Look mum - big hole in garden. Look what I dug up!"

Andrew Easby with
"One step closer and I'll take your leg off"

The January caption competition winner was J R Welch with "Dog Breeding for Beginners, Chapter 6: Whelping Boxes on a Budget"
Runners up
Jane Power with
"When do they cover them with chocolate?"

Sally Meakin with
"MINATURE HEROES !"

The December caption competition winner was Patricia White with "Gremlins unite and we will rule the world!"
Runners up
Jan Juckes with
"Ouch! I'd rather have the thermometer under my tongue!!"

Helen Wooders with
"AAAAHHHH. Darling just wake me when it's over."

The November caption competition winner was Lee Juckes from Bracknell with "See what she's done? Mum's licked me bald again!"
Runners up
John Wallace with
"I guess this ones a boy then!"

Jon Cowen with
"What does this button do?"

The October caption competition winner was Carla Mackay from Jersey with "This what you call a papillow?"
Runners up
Elwin Cooke with
"O.K.Get out of that."

Abstract UK with
"Cor! This blanket's heavy"

The September caption competition winner was Tom Niehaus with
"Want to rest here? Cor, wouldn't I! Don't you call me wooden eye."
Runners up
Miss Wilson with
"You looking at me, I say, you looking at me?"

Lee Lewis with
"Woodn't you just love to talk to me if you could"

The August caption competition winner was Elaine Murphy with
"Gordon Bennett, this Yo-Yo's heavy"
Runners up
Robert Ibbitson with
"Butch and his owner lose their heads after emotional reunion"

Ned Bardey with
"Look! Mum's just fallen down a hole!"

The July caption competition winner was Jan Bardey with
"Mmmmm! Hors d'oevres!."
Runners up
Craig Ikerd with
"BOGOF...Buy One Get One Free"

Mike Atherton with
"Pedigree announces their version of the BARF diet"

The June caption competition winner was KnRich8 with
"Note to self: hangovers and sunlight don't mix."
Runners up
Tammy Cobley with
"So, how long's this barbeque going to take then?"

Adele Dunderdale with
"No more photos mum, I have run out of smiles"

The May caption competition winner was Kelly Gill with
"Look I know you're upset now but someone will bath you and you will be all white again before you know it "
Runners up
Lesley Griffin with
"Today things really got on tip of me!"

Amanda Bryant with
"Love is ......... a soft place to lay and friends to cuddle up with."

The April caption competition winner was Gail Russell with
"Just trying to dry out after a long night at the pub."
Runners up
I. Dunderdale with
"I said I fancied a Ruff and Tumble "

Stephen Clayforth with
"Ever had that washed out feeling?"

The March caption competition winner was Rachael Leather with
"Don't you just hate the morning after....so many regrets."
Runners up
Wendy Barbe with
"And lo, the sleeping babe was watched over by three shepherds."

Jan Bardey with
"Dad's favourite band was "Three Dog Night"

The February caption competition winner was Ian Budd with
"Why Grandma, What Big Teeth You Have!""
Runners up
John Wallace with
"I thougt i told you what happened to me last night is none of your buisness...!"

Karen Young with
""Dahling... I wouldn't DREAM of getting out of bed for less than £10,000 a day!""

The January caption competition winner was Amanda Cash with
"I bet your view is better than mine!"
Runners up
Jan Wood with
"Oh heck...there must be a lamppost around here somewhere"

Sue Rose with
"Cor Blimey,must be the cabbage you ate last night!!!"

The December caption competition winner was Sue Hook with
"Woody must have eaten too much turkey Mum - he says he feels stuffed!"
Runners up
Stephen Clayforth with
"Hey Mom, is it too late to enter him for CRUFTS?"

Duncan Boy with
"Santa, all I want for Christmas is a real Bernese!"

The November caption competition winner was Steve B with
"Walkies? With my hair looking like this?"
Runners up
Mary Watson with
"That's another bad hair day you've gotten me into."

Julie Brown with
"What do you think? I fancied a change!"

The October caption competition winner was extremely difficult due to a wealth of great entries, but finally went to Shelda Hornby with
"Yeap they was right, there is only one!"
Runners up
Margaret with
"Ever heard of innocent till proven guilty?"

Kay Westgate with
"What do you mean it's the wrong end?"

The September caption competition winner was John Smith with
"Musical Chairs - I WIN, I WIN!"
Runners up
Delphine Richards with
"Does my bum look big in this?"

Julie Brown with
"Give us a kiss and you can have your chair back"

The August caption competition winner was Brookisanarab with
"Welcome to the neighbourhood. Look out for the cocker in number 28, she is a real bitch!"
Runners up
Stan Jones with
"It was freezing out there today. This radiator should melt the icicles off our tackle"

Totally Anonymous with
"Wasn't that the checkout girl from Tesco? Dunno, but the washing's gone!"

The July caption competition winner was Paula Moore with
"New breed at Crufts - The Flymaraner"
Runners up
Elizabeth ETT with
"I fly through the air with the greatest of ease"

Emily Truesdell with
"Do you realize how ridiculous you look? Wipe that silly grin off your face!"

The June caption competition winner was The Harte Family with
"My name's Bone, James Bone"
Runners up
Sharon Porter with
"Hasta la vista baby"

Tery Haworth with
"Yeah man, where's the chicks?"

The May 2002 caption competition winner was Mrs Z Hanscombe with
"I seem to get more sense talking to this end"
Runners up
Stephen Clayforth with
"Are you sure this is the correct way to de-worm a dog?"

Elizabeth - ETT with
"You scratch my back and I WILL scratch yours"

The April 2002 caption competition winner was Mike Collman with
"Hi Dish, Washer Looking at?"
Runners up
Pascalle Duarte with
"Do you feel lucky? Well, do you punk?"

Dave with
"Honey, I shrunk the dog again!"

The March 2002 caption competition winner was Jan Bardey with
"Mammy, how I love you, how I love you, my dear old Mammy......"
Runners up
Paul Warren with
"' I rather fancy that postman this morning.........washed down with a little Chianti.......'"

Kathy Bouch with
"Black is black, I want my baby back ...."

The January/February 2002 caption competition winner was Elizabeth - ETT with
"I'll get the file out of the cake while you keep watch"
Runners up
Eddie and Kaz with
"Are you talking to me?"

Lesley Lane with
"Do you come to this park often?"

The December 2001 caption competition winner was Pat White with
"We are the REAL 'Posh' and 'Becks'!"
Runners up
Elizabeth - ETT with
"My mum uses Daz and My mum does not."

Marcia Cox with
"Move and I'll kill ya!"

The November 2001 caption competition winner was Celia Danks with
"Daren't move - it could bite!!!"

Runners up
K Westgate with
"When I said I wanted to get the Ginger Tom next door, this wasn't what I had in mind!!!"

Anita Guy from Lancashire with
"Hey, what is that! I don't remember having a fling with the ginger from next door!"

The October 2001 caption competition winner was
Vanessa McHugh - Conrick Elkhounds with
"I hope they don't expect us to do the Full Monty at the end."

Runners up
Lesley Lane with
"Hey Rocky - there goes that cute little poodle from next door."

Trevor Marshall with
"The three degrees"

The September 2001 caption competition winner was

Amanda Cash - 
Polarspirit Samoyeds with
" I always thought Can Can dancers at least wore frilly knickers!"

Runners up
Carol Barrett with
"so they all rolled over and one fell out....."

Carolyne Allward-Chebsey - Lorah's Papillons (UK) with
"Rockabye Baby"

The July/August 2001 caption competition winner was

Elizabeth (ETT) with
" Two heads are better than one"

Runners up
HOURNS@aol.com with
"I told her not to touch that super glue!"

Val Taylor-Wood with
"We should never have played with that Super glue!"

The May/June 2001 caption competition winner was

Irene Horner with
" 'ere Sid, can you remember wot we did last night?"

Runners up
Sian Evans with
"Mum, who told you beauty sleep was good for getting rid of wrinkles?."

Mic Norbury with
"Well Doc, it all started with this lump on my chin...."

The April 2001 caption competition winner was

Irene Horner with
"Dad, do you know the piano's on my foot?
No son, you hum it and I'll play it!"

Runners up
Elizabeth Smith with
"See, I told you pedigreedogs had us as caption of the month"

Paul Holmes with
"We've pawed all over this internet thing and we still cannot find the bones 'r' us web site"

The March 2001 caption competition winner was

Dave at ShakeaPaw with
"Shar-pei or two Shar-pei that is the question?"

Runners up
Elizabeth Smith with
"We are considering a face lift, but have decided to sleep on it."

CNLK2@aol.com with
"Did you remember to lock the door?"
 

The January/February 2001 caption competition winner was

AntilliGSD
with
"Go on, tell me you've got a headache again!"

Runners up
Carole Knight with
"When I ordered the bed I didn't realise a man came as standard"

Gaz with
"I thought it was supposed to be, let sleeping dogs lie???"

The December caption competition winner was

Michelle (at INXS German Pinschers)
with
"Is someone trying to tell me something!""

Runners up
John Bloice with
"back to nature - hmm.
I thought I was a natural anyway!"

FLEURTESS with
"I know I definitely heard mum say she had a present for me. I've eaten nearly everything here and still I haven't found it."
 
The November caption competition winner was

Stephen Clayforth
with
"I always said I liked judges but that is the first time I have eaten a full one""

Runners up
Keeley Newman-Jones with
"The poodle - the epitome of French fashion!"

Marie Richmond with
"and to cap it all!"
 
The October caption competition winner was

Stephen Clayforth
with
"We thought you were still at the Show!"

Runners up
Margaret Gardner with
"It's All Right Mum, I'm On The Pill!!!!"

Gill Pavey with
"He may be a couch potato, but he's MINE!"
 
The September caption competition winner was
 

Stephen Clayforth

with

"I won't get all that back in"

The August caption competition winner was

Marie Richmond

with

"Don't point it's rude."