The lighter side of life in the Pedigree Dog World

One day in heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul and Saint John were standing around near the kennels watching the dogs frolic. 
"I am certainly bored," stated John. 
"Me too," Paul chimed in. 
Peter stood and watched the dogs. "I know!" Peter began. "Why don't we have a dog show?"
Paul and John thought that the idea was great except for one small detail that Paul pointed out.
"Who are we to compete against, Peter?" Paul asked. The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized the answer. "We will call up Satan and invite him to the dog show. I mean, we have all of the finest dogs here in heaven, all of the National Specialty, all breed Best In Show, & High In Trial winners are here. His kennel is ridden with the spoiled, difficult and mean dogs. We are certain to win at the show!"
And so the trio calls up Satan on the other realm communication lines and invited him to their dog show. Satan laughed and asked why they would want to be humiliated like that, because he would certainly beat them.
Peter, Paul and John did not understand. "What do you mean Satan?" Peter asked. "We have all of the National Specialty, All Breed Best In Show, and High In Trial winners in our kennel in heaven. How could you possibly beat us?"

Satan paused a moment and then laughed. "Have you forgotten so soon gentlemen? I have all the judges!"

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